I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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