He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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