She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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