So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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