Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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