Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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