Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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