Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It's Friday. Sex?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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