I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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