therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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