Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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