No more Irish car bombs ever.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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