just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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