In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
