nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You had me at "let me see your balls"
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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