Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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