I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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