as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I see more hoeing in ur future
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