My nipple is on Facebook.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Operation Purity has been aborted
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize