thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think I won the penis lottery.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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