You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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