It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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