Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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