was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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Blood and glitter go together right?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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