somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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