I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We just shotgunned beers for America
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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