Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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