I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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