He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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