my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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