btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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