Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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