On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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