Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I woke up under a house in Key West
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