Do you still have your period?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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