i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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