And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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