Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize
