On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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