Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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