ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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