Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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