When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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