So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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