I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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