Its about making memories worth repressing
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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