Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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