Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
dude. I can hear the air.
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