Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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