why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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