Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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