Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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