absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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